Juicy tidbits of gossip

The Gossipmongering part (Wolffie, with a helping hand from Nitta) of the Honourable Company of Journalists, Clackspersons and Gossipmongers have been out digging up some juicy tidbits of gossip, which we bring here for your reading pleasure.




Sir Terry denies rumours of Zombie Apocalypse.


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Sir Terry tells future PhD candidates: “Tough shit!”


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Confidential source reports seeing Detritus knitting.


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Last night in Biers the gravitational pull of Pat Harkin caused the consumption of several tables-worth of chairs and was set to take over the entire bar.


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Our confidential informant reports seeing Granny Weatherwax wearing a red petticoat.




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Amulets and magic charms that Magrat threw off the Lancre Bridge were eventually caught on the Circumfence become the basis for a new religion among the water trolls.


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Another confidential informant reports Lord Vetinari has sent Lady Margolotta a pair of black silk stockings embroidered with bats.


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 The Oh God of Hangovers is definitely planning a career change after

the 2010 Discworld Convention.