The Guild of Assassins wish to announce the completion of the contract against Constable Peter Haddock.
The contract terms were as follows: Constable Peter Haddock to be eliminated in order to preserve the alcohol supplies for the rest of the convention members; fee for said assassination to be AM$2 and a fair-share of rescued beverages.
The assassination took place at 12.29pm on Saturday 23rd August outside Harga's House of Ribs and Biers. Mad Hamish was chosen to carry out this contract on behalf of Lord Downey. The demise of Constable Haddock was slow and painful as the poisonous scarab beetle planted by Mad Hamish ate its way through his brain (the finding of which consumed the most time, these things don't come with a SatNav).
Now all people of the Dysk can relax and enjoy the now more copious availability of whiskeys and beers.
Pp Lord Downey
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