Monday 25 August 2008

Assassination and obituary package page 2...

The Guild of Assassins announce the completion of a contract against Mashus Altorus.

The terms of the contract were as follows: the assassination of said Mashus Altorus for being a typical 14 year old son to be carried out during the pre-gala cocktail party; the price for this contract was set at AM$2,000,000 and one token of appreciation.

The assassination was carried out at 7:23pm during cocktail hour whilst the victim sat amongst his family at a table full of people. Assassin Tabby carried out this assassination of "Death by Chocolate" by disguising herself as a convention gopher and passing round a plateful of sweets to all at the table.

Waiting for the victim to eat and swallow his chosen sweet, she pointed out to him that the goodies actually contained chocolate, a substance to which the victim was known to be allergic. Tabby read out his contract as the poor lad died from awful allergy related swellings, chokings, and eventual cramping pains.

pp Lord Downey

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