Sunday 24 August 2008

Conjurors, Thespians and Assorted Trades: Daily News Bulletin No 4 - Sunday

We, the grateful members of the Worshipful Guild of Conjurors, Thespians
and Assorted Trades, have been blessed by many excellent and appreciative
audiences at the many entertainments, great and small, that we have contributed
to this very fine convention.

Yesterday's oeuvre was formed of such triumphs as:

... Where's the Mime, Milord?
... Live Thud
... Memorable participation in The Weakest Guild
... Entertaining ALL in the great corridors

Today, we, The Worshipful Guild of Conjurors, Thespians and Assorted
Trades, present you, the citizens of the Disc, with:

... "A Troll Dress-Tease", featuring a real, live mountain troll in its
first ever public appearance.

Other presentations will include participation in

... Just a Minute

... The Dragon Race

... The Toast and Jam

... and really anywhere else we will have members attending

In other news:

Our most esteemed guild brother Richard, with the help of some most
excellent witches, entertained Harga's House of Ribs with the enactment of a
man cursed and saved by witches.

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