Wizard's Lead From The Start (Of Day)

Following a workout approved by Archchancellor Ridcully himself, Unseen University invited members from the city's guilds to come and learn a refined method of facing a new day.

Valiantly beginning in the corridor whilst waiting for a Monk of Cool to be fashionably late with the keys for a room, the skilled representatives of wizardry generously assisted those from the lesser guilds who had managed the 7.30am start on what is widely considered an acceptable lie-in day.

Baring the occasional joint pop and crunch, this proved to be beneficial to the health and alertness of most in attendance; only a minority of participants fell asleep against the walls during the proceedings.

Murmurs that the majority of the university's faculty remained in bed instead is a malicious rumour, unless expressed by someone who was present to witness the truth of it.

Text: Peter Rolph, Photo: Doctor